Decided to play a joke on a random girl on Plenty of Fish tonight. I was bored… and still am… hence the “This is only funny to Dez” post.
Me: hey, saw your profile, what’s up?
Her: Hi not much
Me: i like to ride horses and play pool also, I’m interested to know what else we have in common
Her: Well I don’t do those things lol but I am pretty average hang out..happy hour..dinner movies concerts
Me: I see you like foreign flicks, what is your favorite?
Her: I think you are reading the wrong profile
Her: or have me confused with someone eles. that isn’t on my profile
Her: sorry
Me: why do you lie on your profile?
Her: I am not lying at all
Me: i don’t think you’re being completely honest
Her: I am
Me: then why would you make no mention of being a fan of broadway musicals?
Her: Dude seriously you are confused lol
Me: i just wanted to chat with someone who had the same passion for crossword puzzles as I
Her: omg I guess jokes on me lol
Her: You never have looked at my profile
Her: thanks for the laugh
Me: so you aren’t a trained in the art of thai fighting?
Her: more like its on like Donkey Kong
